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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?