Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!